Friday, December 4, 2009

Snowmobiles Do Run on Grass

My husband restores old vehicles and is not above "trading" for parts. One of the neighbors needed some work done on his truck and asked if he would take a snowmobile for the work. The snowmobile needed some motor work done on it, not a lot to make it operable so he accepted it for payment.

One hot day in July, I was busy doing housework and I heard this awful sound. I just knew he was trying to get some kind of motor to run. The next noise I heard sounded like someone close by was target shooting. Since I live in the country, it's not unusual so I didn't pay much attention.

After a short time, I heard a loud motor like a chain saw, popping and cracking and backfiring all at once. It sounded like it was moving around to the front of the house. I hurried to the front door in time to see my husband flying across the front yard, on a Snowmobile, bouncing on the uneven clumps of grass. Can you picture this? Life is not dull in the country.

Little or No Cooking Recipes

Green Fluff
1 Box of Pistachio pudding (instant)
1 large can crushed pineapple
1 container Cool Whip
2 cups Miniature marshmallows
1/2 cup of walnut (optional)
Mix - Refrigerate - eat

Dessert Pizza
1 Pizza Crust (You can purchase these already prepared)
1 can of your favorite pie filling
Spread over the Pizza crust

Take 1 packge Philadelphia Creme Cheese and soften
add 2 to 3 cups of powedered sugar (for your taste)and mix
Warm this in the microwave and drizzle over the Pizza

Bake at 350 until golden brown

Peanut Butter Pie
1 - 8 oz. package of Philadelphia Creme Cheese (softened)
1/2 cup of powdered sugar
1 cup smooth peanut butter
1 - 8 oz. container of Cool Whip

Mix until creamy and pour into 9" graham cracker crust and Refrigerate

Fruit Salad
2 cans chunk pineapple
1 small can manderine oranges
1 jar Marchino cherries
2 or 3 bananas sliced

2 small boxes of vanilla pudding
Cook pudding according to the box using the juice from the fruit mix

Cool slightly and add fruit - Refrigerate

First Job

Newbie...

The second day on my very first job as a waitress, I had a customer that asked for a "Pine Float". Do you know how to make a "Pine Float." After looking for the ingredients for five minutes, I told the customer I wasn't sure how to make one. I was so embarrassed when he told me that it was "a glass of water and a tooth pick." I was teased on a regular basis after that....

Don't be Nasty........you'll get paid back!

While working as a waitress, I had one of the nastiest regular customers you could ever wait on. Being a waitress, you count on tips so you want to make sure you take care of your customers. This particular customer came every other day for a cup of coffee and a piece of pie and then she would complain, complain, complain.

One particular day after her usual ritual, she came down from the restroom, got ready to leave and I checked her out at the register. She walked out the front door, across the street and turned right to cross the street again. I didn't look up until she had crossed the second street. Guess what was trailing behind her......10 foot of toilet paper stuck in the waist of her jeans.....I about died laughing........shame on me...


Short Legs

On a slow day, I usually got some extra cleaning done in the restaurant. I decided to clean the big chest freezer. It was quite a stretch to reach the bottom, I was just teetering on the edge hanging upside down as I cleaned. Somehow my arm bumped the lid of the freezer and it came down on top of me enough that I was stuck. Just picture, chest freezer, lid almost down, two legs swinging trying to reach...something. I heard the door bell ring and started to yell help....how would you like to help a waitress out of the freezer in order to get service.

More later...

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

In My Opinion - Five of My Favorite Movies

Number 5

Fifth on the list of my favorite movies is Planet of the Apes (1968). It features such stars as Kim Hunter as Zira, Roddy McDowall as Cornelius, and, of course, Charelton Heston as George Taylor. This film was released during the sixties when quesitons of life on other planets was foremost in our minds. A kind of follow-up from the "Buck Rogers" cartoon of the generation "before me." Makes you wonder when you gaze up at the stars...doesn't it?

Number 4

My fourth favorite movie of all time is Lake Placid. The cast includes Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt and Bill Pullman. You know there is always the possibility that nature has hidden from us something simular. Can you tell I like Science Fiction? This action packed movie sent me jumping back in my seat.

Number 3

Third on my list of favorite movies is Michael. John Travolta plays an angel sent to earth to guide people in their lives. This movie also stars Andie McDowell and William Hurt. Everyone appreciates the thought that and angel is watching over them. To actually meet and interact with one such as portrayed in "Michael" by John Travolta shows we don't live in a perfect world....but we try. Doesn't he just make most of being and angel?

Number 2

Ranked second on my list of favorites is Harry Potter. This movie stars actors of all ages such as Daniel Radcliffe,Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Maggie Smith and Julie Walters. This delightful series of movies and books incorporates the importance of education and the arts as well as the constant struggle within ourselves of good and evil that we need to make well rounded individuals. They also give new meaning to athletics and games such as chess.

Number 1

My absolute favorite movie of all time is Jurrasic Park. I think the animation is incredibly realistic in this movie. It stars such actors as Sam Neal, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum. The incredible mechanics and precision of movement given to our "prehistoric" friends. Did they really behave that way? I also have seen the first "Godzilla" movies to be able to compare this series with. "Godzilla" used to be my favorite.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Baby's First Christmas

My daughter was born in May and her first Christmas was fast approaching. She progressed so fast, I’m not sure I had a baby but a toddler. Life was so interesting for her and I didn’t want to hold her back in any way. During my maternity leave, I took picture of her crawling. She was so far advanced that any baby I had ever been around. I wanted to make sure that learning and the excitement of accomplishment would continue to be fun and exciting for her. She never wanted to be cuddled or hindered from a view of the world around her. Up to this point, I put a lot of thought in each toy purchase, I wanted so badly to splurge and buy everything for her.

At six months, she was walking everywhere and pointing. I was an older parent and took great delight in explaining and naming each item that she pointed at glancing back at me with a questionable expression. I knew whatever I purchased for her must have an element of learning because she was, at that point, a bundle of activity, so energetic and interested in her surroundings. I knew she loved books, the only time she would sit still was while I was reading to her, and each night she sat on my lap while I read one of the books, she would pick all the while naming the items on each page. I knew she would be talking soon. Foremost on my list were several books.

Next the energetic side of her personality needed an outlet. Activity toys such as a small tricycle should be on my list; instead I found a tennis shoe just the right height with four little wheels, then I found some of the Disney characters that told stories. I then had a “Mickey Mouse” and a “Goofy” that once connected together told stories. These items worried me a little, because the stuffed, talking characters were three feet tall, as tall as my daughter. I was so excited for my daughter, it was difficult to wait for these treasures I found to become her possessions.

Christmas Day dawned bright and sunny. She smiled and giggled with each present that we helped her open. Her little eyes told the story of each delightful surprise. I lined up my purchases, even clothes, so that she could see all the items I had carefully chosen for her. She walked back and forth touching and hugging each item with excitement. She chose the books to be read first, so I obliged. We sat down and I read two books before interest in the other items came as an afterthought to her.

Later in the day, we traveled to my mother’s home for a repeat. My one year old nephew was already there and so excited, he couldn’t stop squealing. The two played together, one following the other until exhaustion overtook them and a short nap was in order.

Throughout the years, I maintained the same ideal that quality toy purchases should have an element of learning. I still have most of the items she received that day in hopes that someday her children might enjoy them as she did.

Living Inside the City Limits vs. Country Living

I grew up living in the country and couldn't wait to marry and move to a small town. I thought it would be nice to walk to the grocery and do all my errands without having to use a vehicle for everything. What an eye opening experience for me.

First of all, we raised our own vegetables, canned and processed them for later use. We also had a little red wagon to transport them from the garden to the house. While I had no such luxury living in town, or a place to store a wagon, the bags of groceries alone were almost backbreaking by the time I walked home from the closest grocery store.

Living in the country, I used to lie in bed at night and listen to the train whistle blow in the distance as it passed through the nearest town three miles away. It was such a comforting sound and one I miss. Our first home was next to the railroad tracks and at the time I didn't think too much of it when I saw them. The first night in my new home, a house trailer on his parents property, the train came rumbling by so loud that I jumped straight up in bed and banged my head on the ceiling. I was so frightened by the deafening noise it took a few moments for my new husband to calm me down. He said I would get used to it and the noise wouldn't bother me. I never did get used to the noise. We stayed there for a year while looking for a home to buy.

We found a small house in the next nearest small town that was within our budget to purchase. The house needed some restoration. There were also railroad tracks in town, but they were located several blocks away from where we lived. The houses on our street may have had a distance of fifteen to twenty feet between them and the neighbors seemed really nice. The sound I heard every night before going to sleep changed from trains to vehicles. I would listen to the cars bang over the man hole covers all the way up the street.

During the day whenever we were outside working on the house, there was always someone walking up and down the street wanting to stop and "checkout" what was going on. Even though restoration "duties" took twice as long to complete, we were gracious enough to take time out to "visit" with those who stopped by. It was a little disturbing waving at the neighbor doing dishes while I was doing the same.

Eventually we were able to buy a home in the country where a little more privacy is not to be taken for "granted." I raise a small garden; no train tracks are close by and the neighbors' wave and go about their business. Of course there are the pesky little critters that visit like the occasional opossum we find on the porch, a field mouse that has decided to move in, or the night I discovered a raccoon peering in the window. Of course we can't forget the squirrel that brings his food to our deck and leaves his shells behind.

Life is certainly different living in the country and I wouldn't trade it again for convenience.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Stay In School

Decisions, decisions....life is full of decisions. For now, stay in school. The economy isn't looking so good at this point, so staying in or going back to school is an easy decision.

When I graduated from high school college didn't appear an option. I grew up on a small working farm in Southeastern Ohio. At that time, girls graduated from high school and either got married or went straight to work. I, along with my three siblings, were raised by our mother and her parents. My mom, siblings, and I went to live with them after my father left. We were out of bed before daylight doing the farm chores. If we didn't grow it in our garden, we didn't have it to eat. I was the cook. I prepared breakfast and started getting ready for school before I woke up anyone else in the house. We had only one bathroom and four of us to get ready for school.

At age fourteen, I had gotten a job in town. After school every day at 3:00, I would walk to the restaurant, change into my uniform, and work from 3:30 to 11:00. I didn't think school was too important at that point, just something I had to do. I did, however, select my course of study as secretarial work, because I thought I needed to know a trade of some kind other than being a waitress. So, I took typing and shorthand and concentrated on composing legal documents.

I worked in that restaurant until it went out of business, and I graduated from high school. I then started working in the town green house. Working there among the growing plants was hard work, but I was used to hard work. Transplanting time was coming to an end and I was afraid to be out of work. By then I purchased my first car, and with it came the loan. So I sent my resume to a bank in the next small town and was hired. I worked in the bank until I met and married my husband. When we moved to the small town in Northern Ohio, I knew I still needed to work and help support us both. It was difficult finding a job because at that time everyone knew everyone in that small town, and that was a factor in getting hired.

I saw an opening for a waitress at the local truck stop, so I went back to being a waitress. My husband and I purchased an older home that needed a lot of renovation. I kept working as a waitress and continued to send out my resume until I was called to the local bank. The new manager was not a local person, and my resume was exceptional, given my age and work history. I worked in two departments at the time: one as a bookkeeper, the other as a teller. I trained new tellers, took charge of scheduling, joined the marketing task group, and all the auditing of the office.

After giving birth to our daughter, money was tight, so I took on a part-time job in the local grocery store as a cashier. I worked both the bank and the grocery store until I decided it was time for me to go back to school thinking that I could possibly get a promotion at the bank if I did this. I attended Zane State College and received my Associates Degree in Applied Business. There was no promotion for me at the bank, regardless of how much extra responsibility I took on.

A better job opportunity presented itself, or so I thought at the time. I gave my notice at the bank after twenty-two years and went to work for a cash advance company. The salary was better and I was now a loan officer managing my own office. I couldn't believe the hardships this type of company put on its customers. I didn't like it, so I sent my resume to a construction company that had an opening for a Receptionist/Administrative Assistant and was hired. I learned the construction business from the inside, estimates, bid documents, and the different materials used for bridge and building construction.

I still hadn't found my niche yet, but then I saw the ad for an Administrative Assistant for the Human Resource Department here at Muskingum. I mailed my resume to the College and was selected for the position. I have met the most wonderful people at Muskingum. Each employee shows such passion and excitement for their chosen specialty. I started attending classes toward my Bachelor's Degree in Business. When the opportunity to become part of the new Nursing Department arose, I applied and was chosen as Secretary. I feel privileged to be a member of the Nursing Department at Muskingum University.

Soothing Straight from the Kitchen

Dry Itchy Skin

Save those old socks and knee highs.

Don't throw out your old vegetables yet....there's still a use. Did you know that cucumbers soothe your skin? Of course you don't want the seeds stuck all over you. Just get one of those old soft clean socks that you're not sure you want rid of and put that too soft cucumber inside and squeeze enough to start the juice flowing. You can use this as an all over lotion. When you are done using as a lotion and your skin is dry, you will actually feel the difference. I have heard that it is known that Cleopatra had two cucumbers cooling daily in the River Nile for her beauty treatment. Cucumbers will also clean your pores, tighten your skin and relieve the itches'. For those of you with sensitive skin, this is a fragrance free way for treatment.

Oatmeal is also a soothing treatment for your skin, but you don't want to try and clean it out of your bathtub drain. Just put a cup of dry oatmeal into a sock or knee high and use like a bath sponge.

Dry Brittle Hair

Take one raw egg and a couple of tablespoons of mayonnaise, mix together and rub into your hair and scalp. Wrap with plastic wrap and cover with a towel or Turban. Go about your daily chores and leave in as long as you like, it will not hurt your hair. Shampoo and rinse then feel how soft and pliable your hair has become. Of course you might develop a craving for macaroni or potato salad during this process.

Cooking Burns

Make sure you keep an aloe plant in your kitchen windowsill. If you accidently burn yourself, break a piece off and rub on your skin. The burn will stop and this will help in the healing process.

Soft Apples
Have your apples gone soft on the outside. Just peel and make applesauce, pie or apple crisp. You can also wash thouroughly core and slice then fry them in brown sugar and a little margarine. Sprinkle with cinnamon and walnuts. This makes a sweet delicious side dish.

Rough Hands

Rub your hands with vegetable shortening, put on your rubber gloves and wash those dishes in hot water. The heat will make the shortening treat your hands like a warm oil treatment. Dishwashing liquid takes grease and oil off of your dishes and essential oil from the skin on your hands.

Toothache

Make a cup of tea and use the teabag to help soothe your toothache. This also helps if you've had a lot of dental work done. The teabag will help with the soreness.

Heartburn and Indigestion

Take 1 teaspoon of apple cider vinegar and 1 teaspoon of sugar or substitute mix in a half a cup of cold water and drink. Then mix 1 teaspoon of baking soda in a half a cup of cold water and drink. This will make you feel better and it works.

Comforting Recipes and Tips

For Sweet Lovers

These are easy recipes anyone can make.

Peanut Butter Fudge


Use a 2 quart sauce pan for this recipe. Prepare a 9 x 9 square baking pan (or dish) by lightly buttering for easy removal after fudge cools so that you may cut into squares.

Mix:
2 cups of white cane sugar
2/3 cup of milk (can use 2%)

Boil sugar and milk until it forms a soft ball when a little is dropped in 1/2 cup of cold water. Once this reaches soft ball stage, remove from heat and add the following:

1 cup of peanut butter
1 cup of marshmallow cream
1 teaspoon of vanilla

Stir together just until it starts to thicken. Pour into the 9 x 9 square pan and cool. Cut into squares and serve.


Maple Creme Fudge (No Cooking)

Use a 9 x 9 baking pan or dish. No need to butter or coat the pan.

Mix together the following:

2 (3 oz.) packages of Philadelphia cream cheese
5 cups of powdered sugar
1/4 teaspoon of maple flavoring
1 cup of chopped walnuts (optional)

Stir cream cheese until smooth. Add maple flavoring and blend in the powdered sugar. Press into the 9 x 9 inch pan. Cut into squares and serve. You may want to keep this refrigerated.


(Date) Snowballs

1 cup chopped dates
2 1/2 cups of Rice Krispies
3/4 cup of sugar
1 cup of chopped walnuts (optional)
1 beaten egg
1 tablespoon flour
1 stick of margerine (your favorite)
1 teaspoon of vanilla flavoring
1 cup of coconut (optional)

Combine dates, flour, sugar, margarine and egg in a 2 quart sauce pan, bring to a boil, cook for 10 minutes stirring occasionally so it won't burn. Remove from heat and cool slightly. Add nuts, Rice Krispies, vanilla and mix. Make into small balls and roll in coconut. Store in air tight container.

Mississippi Mud Cake

You will need ato prepare a 9 x 12 baking pan or dish (buttered) at set aside.

Mix together the following in a medium to large mixing bowl.

1 cup margarine (melted)
1/3 cup of cocoa
1 cup shredded coconut (optional)
1 cup of pecans or walnuts broken (optional)
4 beaten eggs
1 1/2 cup of flour
2 cups of sugar

Mix together the margarine, cocoa, sugar and the remaining ingredients. Spread mixture into your baking pan and bake at 350˚(or 325˚depending on your oven) for 30 to 45 minutes. You can test doneness by inserting a fork between the middle and the edge of the cake. If the fork comes out clean, it is done baking. Remove from oven and take one 7 1/2oz. jar of marshmallow cream and empty on top. Before you start spreading the marshmallow cream slide back into the oven to warm it for easier spreading. Remove from oven and spread the marshmallow cream over the top of the cake and immediately put into the refrigerator (on racks) and wait until cool to top with chocolate frosting. To make the chocolate frosting you will need the following:

Chocolate Frosting (Also good for any cake)

1 stick or 1/2 cup of margarine (melted)
1/3 cup of cocoa
1 teaspoon of vanilla flavoring
1/4 cup of milk
1 box or approximately 2/3 bag of powdered sugar

After your cake is cool, spread frosting and sprinkle some broken pecans or walnuts (optional) on the top. Cut into squares and serve. The cake will remain moist inside because it was immediately refrigerated.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Little Brothers

Cherish your little brother, you'll miss him and his antic's when he's gone, I do. Children take informtion literally and most childred never know to ask about the "details" when they are asking a question. Let me tell you an unforgettable story about my little brother, Cory, at the age of four.




After much begging from the four of us, our mother had finally given in one day and let us go down to the little creek that flowed through our property. In that little creek lived another "world" full of exicting creatures; frogs, tadpoles and so forth. The four of us were eager to reach into the water and retrieve the prizes we saw swimming in the water. Each of us caught several of the frogs and tadpoles and a couple of minnows. We put them in the old coffee can we had taken with us with some of the water out of the creek. We were so excited, we took turns holding and inspecting each one of the creatures before returning them to the coffee can and the water. My little brother, Cory, was holding a frog in one hand and a tadpole in the other. He said, "Mom, why do they look alike but one has legs and the other has a tail?" My mother told my little brother, "when the tails come off, they turn into frogs." She didn't say anything more. You can guess what happened next or maybe not.




Cory dissapppeared one day and my mother sent me to find him. I found him alright. He was down by the creek and had a coffee can beside him where he put his "prized" catches, several tadpoles. He was sitting on the bank beside the little creek and reaching into the coffee can, taking one tadpole at a time out of the can. He proceeded to pull the tail off the tadpole and held the tadpole up to "see" if it would turn into a frog. I asked him what he was doing; he told me he wanted to see the legs pop out when he pulled the tails off. And he reached into the coffee can, picked out another tadpole and pulled the tail off. I had to go and get my mother to stop him for he had several "tadpoles" lying in the grass next to him on their backs with their mouths still moving. Not one of them had turned into a frog.



When my mother arrived, she stopped my little brother from "murdering" any more tadpoles. She made him put the rest of them back into the water. She explained that it took time for the tails to disappear on the tadpoles and that the tadpoles need to grow bigger before the tails start to disappear on their own. She also told Cory that the legs would begin to grow on their own and wouldn't just pop out when their tails were taken off. She made him promise not to come back down to the creek by himself unless she was with him.

The next time we set out on a learning adventure our mother made sure that no details were left unexplained.